Captain Wholesome and Companion Attacked by Horde of Triton Leechmen.

Captain Wholesome and his companion, Beta, were viciously attacked by a horde of Triton Leechmen, interrupting their picnic plans. Fortunately, the beasts were scared away before anyone was hurt. “I completely lost my appetite after that!” Beta complains, “Can’t they control the pests...

Megalon Hyper-Nova Might Have Been Induced

The Megalon star’s hyper-nova might have been artificially induced. Survivors of the star’s sudden explosion are still giving testimony and recordings to area authorities. Witness describe that just before the hyper nova, a threatening holographic message was transmitted in the center of Megalon...

Megalon Star Goes Hyper-Nova, Megalonians Feared Dead, or Worse

The Megalon star has gone hyper-nova without warning, Megalonians are feared dead, or worse. “After the millions of cries for help from Megalon Four went suddenly silent, this is not a total surprise,” says Dr. Zoidbergen III, director of the Interstellar Security Network. “The parent...

Space Station is Open for Business

After an extensive refitting, the Space Station (a demilitarized defence base orbiting Mars in the Sol System) is open for business. Shop the Ring’s many shops for designer Ggraack fur heart-plugs, exotic Venusian slime-rugs, and a gazillian Earth exports and delicacies. Or just take a casual walk,...

Space Pirates Kill Again

Space pirates in the outer rim of Alpha Antaries’ Heliopause, also called “The Scum Cluster”, looted and destroyed the space luxury cruiser the “Antaries Nebula”, killing all 469 sentients on board. An Alpha Antaries authority stated, “This was a rare incident and we...

Mad Scanner Escapes Earth Asylum

Luther Christ, a mentally deranged scanner believed to have committed several human murders, escaped Earth’s Arkham Lunatic Asylum yesterday. A guard’s exploded head and a blinded front desk watchman marked Christ’s path out of his minimum security “cell”. Sheriff Emmet Path...