Captain Wholesome and Companion Attacked by Horde of Triton Leechmen.

Captain Wholesome and his companion, Beta, were viciously attacked by a horde of Triton Leechmen, interrupting their picnic plans.

Fortunately, the beasts were scared away before anyone was hurt.

“I completely lost my appetite after that!” Beta complains, “Can’t they control the pests on this world?”

“Thanks to my superior reflexes and my keen aim, I was able to save the synthapple pie.” boasts Wholesome.

When asked if he felt the Triton Leechmen republic should be recognized as a sovereign state in the United Planets of Sol, Captain Wholesome quipped, “Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?”

The Triton Leechmen involved in the fiasco were unavailable for comment.

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